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Gavin Newsom Is the 2028 Candidate For Suckers

Are you the kind of person who thinks that all those loan officers filling up your voicemail with friendly terms are totally real people who

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Technology · September 23, 2026
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Gavin Newsom Is the 2028 Candidate For Suckers
Gavin Newsom Is the 2028 Candidate For Suckers

Are you the kind of person who thinks that all those loan officers filling up your voicemail with friendly terms are totally real people who are definitely not trying to scam you? Are you expecting that million-dollar check any day now from that wealthy Nigerian prince who said he would send his inheritance via FedEx?

Does getting scammed just scratch a certain itch in your brain you can never satisfy? If so, then Gavin Newsom is the 2028 Democratic candidate for you.

First reported by Jezebel.

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